Friday, February 02, 2007

Jared

Now what shall we call him?

2 comments:

Rayloc said...

Oh-ho-ho. This comment will be a while! I could write a book on Jared, or his infamous diet, or his drinking habits, or his digging-the-rental-apartment's-backyard-at-4-in-the-morning-to-cook-us-some-meat-in-the-ground-habit (don't ask), or his experiences with girls ripping his t-shirts. And the best of all, he's a bodybuilder and he wears golden panties (ouch!). We asked him to please please please allow us to publish his photo with his head cut-off (I volunteered), but he smiled his crooked smile in response.

chopper said...

Master of many disciplines, this hardened warrior is not to be trifled with. If you see a stern look and a shaking hand, best to run while your legs are still connected to your body.

Many a young man has sought advice from this veteran, and rumour has it that many a young lass has been slain during his extensive tour of duty...