Rocky VII...

It would have been best for Jared to tell this story but seeing as he hasn't signed in for the blog yet means that I'll have to re-tell his adventures for him. This is more or less my version of what happened as I'm not too great trying to recall the whole story but I'm sure you'll get the idea.

This happened when Jared and Kate visited the mall in one of the popular areas of Sydney. She entered a store while Jared waited patiently for her outside, minding his business.

Suddenly a tall, well dressed man, probably in his fifties said: Why are you following me?
(Jared could tell from his accent that he's not from here, Italian maybe.)
Jared said : What?
Italian Man : Why have you been following me for the last 2 hours?
J : Me? I only got here 15 minutes ago.
Italian Man : Stop following me!
J : I wasn't following you!!
Italian Man : If you don't stop following me, I will call the police
J : Good, that will save me from calling them then.

It was about this time that he became a bit aggressive and pushed Jared, which really got him worked up.
J : Sir! Don't touch me.
Another push came.
"I'm warning you, don't touch me again." Jared says with a snarl (which I coincidentally believe resembled the one on his work picture ID).

The crazy Italian guy apparently did it again and Jared suddenly snapped. He grabbed this guy's collar and slammed him on to the nearby wall. He then kicked the guy's nuts sending him reeling in horrible pain. Jared then sticks his hand to this guy's chest, pulls his beating heart out and hungrily devours it for lunch.

With all this commotion, Jared notices the mall guard approaching. Jared thinks, "Oh no, just what I need, they're probably thinking that this Maori guy's beating up a a senior citizen for spare change."

It's this moment where Kate sees Jared holding an old man up against the wall by his collar.
Kate asks. "What's going on here?".
Me : "This man says that I've been following him for 2 hours."
Kate : "But we haven't been here that long!"

Jared tries to explain in all futility but it's evident that he's going to get in trouble for this. Poor Kate must be thinking, is this the man I'm going to have kids with? Beating up random old men off the street?

Finally, the mall guard takes a closer look at Mr. Italian and says. "Oh, I know this guy. He IS peculiar. Let me sort this out by escorting him out of the premises." As the Italian man is led away, Jared breathes a sigh of relief, thinking he was that close to experiencing another injustice beset by Italy to his people...