Jared's put up a pretty nice feast this morning. Lots of savouries, sausage rolls and a nice carrot cake to boot. But this is nothing compared to the stuff he got last year. Apparently, Jared's grandma cooked up a storm - with all kinds cakes, baked goodies and steaks for his lovely little boy - just like Mr. Hilton spoils his lovely little daughter.
As I stared at the goodies, I could just see the fat rolling down those savouries. My eyes were fixated. I was stunned. Hmmmmmmm-uhummmmmm (sorry, as it's really a bit difficult to phonetically spell that sound. Feel free to ask me for a demonstration when we happen to meet in the hallway.) I feel my hallucination expiring as I grab a roll trying to scamper to the nearest exit.
Oh and the classic way of serving those sausages is , yummm, with tomato sauce. Do you know what the difference between ketchup and tomato sauce is? Nothing! With the exception of how they're pronounced, they're the same thing! Isn't that amazing?
Happy birthday Jared.
As I stared at the goodies, I could just see the fat rolling down those savouries. My eyes were fixated. I was stunned. Hmmmmmmm-uhummmmmm (sorry, as it's really a bit difficult to phonetically spell that sound. Feel free to ask me for a demonstration when we happen to meet in the hallway.) I feel my hallucination expiring as I grab a roll trying to scamper to the nearest exit.
Oh and the classic way of serving those sausages is , yummm, with tomato sauce. Do you know what the difference between ketchup and tomato sauce is? Nothing! With the exception of how they're pronounced, they're the same thing! Isn't that amazing?
Happy birthday Jared.
1 comment:
The demonstration of the sound was nowhere near how I imagined the sound would sound.
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