Hannibal goes out for the day...

I honestly cant think how this topic came to be. I remember us talking about burgers, recycling, then whales, then greenpeace, then them crazy japanese whale experiments, then how the big whales are fast becoming extinct, then pork, then how animals or humans were born to be eaten. Which had us all thinking what kind of food we were to be if we were part of the basic food group.

"Bonjour Monsieur Lecter, welcome to Pierre's? How may I help?"
"What can I expect to eat today Gaston?"
"We could start off with a marvelous breakfast with Tony and Margaret monsieur."

I'd see Tony as a part of the all day breakfast meals that you serve down at the pub. 2 fried eggs, fresh tomatoes, hasbrowns, bacon and Tony. Yeah, I think Tony would be more tastier when fried. Margaret would be a nice soup base for noodles. I'm sure simmering her in in hot water would bring out that yummy aromatic stock flavour she absorbed from her cup noodle marathon.

"For lunch, we're serving our magnifique Jared stew with baguettes on the side."

We'll probably use lots of tomato sauce, potatoes, onion. We need to stew him at a minimum of 5 hours just so his tough muscles becomes tender enough to be enjoyed. Don't forget to shave him thoroughly before you plop him in that slow cooker though!

"Dinner would be from an an exotique part of eurasia. The Abercrombie Roast and pasta, served with chilled red wine on the side"

Rayana would be great for supper. I think she'd come out well baked for an hour (longer if you could still hear her chatting away). You need to marinade her in wine and rosemary overnight though just to release that bubbly nature of hers. Bubbles always gives me gas.

I've excluded Stephen and myself. Just imagine eating spare ribs without the meat, wouldn't be a good deal would it?. Tony suggested I could be the toothpick. Hmmm. "You want me to clean your teeth for you, sir?" Actually, Stephen and I would make a great pair, if you want to use chopsticks that is.

Now all this talk about food just got me hungry again...