Dear Diary

8:40am As I sit down and boot my machine, I noticed a little sticky note on the edge of my screen. "I was here, where were you?" Hmmm. I could only speculate where the note came from, but I'm pretty sure it was the girl I was working with before. If it was her, it was a nice gesture coming from a person from the underworld.

8:47am I visited the kitchen planning to pour myself a hot chocolate drink. I notice immediately that the coffee machine was awfully quiet. The 'espresso' button was all dusty and looked unused. Oh poor button.

9:00am Munching on my chocolate cookies, I look around and find myself all alone in my pod. Feeling sad, I took a deep sip and immediately spat it out back to my cup. "God, that's hot." I say to myself. I quickly make a reach for my ocean beach tissue dispenser.

9:02am I sense distinct quake like vibrations growing louder and louder. I turn around and see Jared coming over, I quickly press alt-tab and pretend that I'm working. I quickly asked a complicated technical question, "Where is the universe expanding to, Jared?" - which unfortunately sends him running away. Ahhh, the wonders of cosmology. Works every time.

9:05am Finished my cookies and started another awesome Monday.