Feng Shui or no Feng Shui that is the question

Today's discussion has been long and heated. Forgot how it started. Something to do with Margaret going on her OE.

Michelle: So Margaret, counting down the days?
Margaret: Khe-khe-khe, yeeh.
Chris or Tony or someone else: you are going to get engaged and wouldn't want to return at all.
Margaret: Yeah, possible. But don't worry, I will let you know immediately to avoid rumours spreading.

(*obviously she's refering to me spreading rumours about Jenita's engagament in AU. But I was just trying to fool Jared into thinking he's not important enough to hear such news)

Rayana: Well, we still expect cake to be sent here to celebrate your engagement.

Margaret: I gotta marry a rich person to be able to afford that.

Michele obviously took that way too seriously: No, you can't marry a rich person. You'll be bored! Imagine not having to work, everyone you know is working and you don't.

Mmmmm-mmmmm... sounds of me imagining....

10 minutes later snapped back to reality and the conversation is still on about what people do when they don't work. I remembered my ex-boss' wife has not been working, while i have been a slave for her husband's company. She's been so bored that she practically hired a personal Feng Shui designer to re-design the office and make sure everyone is turned exactly X number of degrees to the positive flow of Chi.

Ex-boss's wife: Rayana! You cannot sit on that chair!
Rayana jumps from deep concentration on work: Why not?
Ex-boss's wife: It's RED! You cannot have a red chair in this office!

I dumbly look at the deep red, very comfortable chair I snuck from the main area to replace my yucky purple chair with no handles: Why not?

Ex-boss's wife: Because it's creates a negative energy flow that bounces back this red chair into the room where we've got purple chair, crawls through the plants that cannot be watered too often, because Chi wants to live there and it gets too wet for her 8 feet, etc etc.

This is nothing. I told how we were forced to have lead blocks next to us, cos we sat next to windows and god forbid we move them 3 inches to the left.

That's where conversation has got heated. Opening windows to let the spirit of air in, closing windows cos your bum freezes, hanging beads, hanging on beads, hanging yourself with beads. You name it, we discussed it.

I think the main point was for Margaret to avoid the engagement conversation. Rumour has it, she's going to UK to meet someone!!! Shhh---shhhh... don't tell anyone.