I'm Bafling part 2

(Disclaimer: I missed the first part of the conversation when I was visiting my lovely friend, Ms Vending Machine - and then realised I didn't have enough change to buy my fave drink. So back to the table I went.)

(This is where I cut in as Rayana's written part 1 first.)

I see Stephen looking passionately at Jared's lunch.
Stephen : Hmmmm... tuna.
Rayana : Are you wishing you brought tuna in for lunch?
S : Huh me? No. I just love tuna. Hmmmm... tuna.

Chris : I have some leftover spam sandwiches from yesterday.
R : Was that in your drawer? Didn't it go bad?
C: Spam lasts for a long time baby.
Stephen : I just love spam, when you chop it up into squares, wok fry it and serve it with a fried egg. (Stephen pretty much describes his favorite luncheon meat recipte)
S : Hmmmm.... spam.

R : The corned beef here is nice
Jared : But it's 50% fat!
S : Hmmmm... corned beef.
S : I just love corned beef. Specially if you chop those potatoes into little squares, deep fry them in a wok and add the corned beef in.

R : I'm going to eat my savoury muffin now.
J : Try heating it up for 10 seconds, that way you get that fresh-from-the-oven taste
(5 minutes...)
R : You know, your advice sucks. Heating it too much just zapped the crispy muffin taste I was after!
J : Well how long did you heat it anyway?
R : 20 seconds
J : After I told you to heat it for 10?
R : Well 10 obviously didn't work, so I tried 20.
(This is where Jared gives me that baffled look that he's never gonna understand women.)

Stephen : Hmmmm... muffin.