Q: What do you call an Owl with a low voice?
A: A Growl!
Q: What happens if an owl is taught by a wolf?
A: It learns to howl!
Q: What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
A: It smells fowl!
Q: What does an Owl with an attitude have?
A: A Scowl!
Q: What does an owl need after his bath?
A: A t-owl!
Q: Why does the owl call OOOO?
A: Because its a vowl!
Friday, April 13, 2007
Lame Owl jokes
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Just as I finished reading the rest of the jokes, I could see 2 uniformed officers come in and stand behind Rayloc's desk.
"Ms. Rayloc? Could you please come with us?", one of the officers ask.
"We're with the Lame Jokes Division, and we've just got a complaint that you've been posting a lot of these real bad jokes on the blog."
This is where Rayloc protests and gets pepper sprayed for resisting arrest.
....but then it got worse.....she started on bee jokes!
Actually - this reminds me of my favourite all time lame joke:
Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk
harharhar (that's a Mr Glass laugh) mwahahahaha (Rayloc evil laugh)
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