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Title: Resident Social Butterfly (female only)

Date: 2007-05-01
Term: full or part time
Pay Rate: Very Competitive Salary

Major Responsibilities:
- Interact with the team and keep them in good spirits.
- Play pranks in good taste.
- Must know how to annoy people without crossing the line.
- Organise interesting lunches everyday.
- Excellent in organising and preparing social events for the whole calendar year.

Minimum Qualifications:
- Must be excellent in sending emails about jokes, trivia, and other interesting stuff.
- Must be excellent in making fun of people.
- Needs to laugh very loud
- Should giggle in meetings
- Excellent blog writer
- Skilled in smacking people without provocation
- Skilled in hitting the baby buddha (Optional)
- Ownage of an island is highly preferred (optional)

Perks of the job include the following: Medical checkups (by Chantal), Dental, Fitness, and Metrosexual well being (by Jared), Music and Guitar lessons (by Tony), South African Linguistics (by Logan), Australian Literature and Health Advice (by Jane), Unix Training (by the 'nix nerds), Skiing, mountain biking, rough water kayaking, and mountain climbing lessons (Vicki - the resident superwoman), Leaky homeproofing (Claire), Lessons on whipping DBAs (Bridget), SA Culinary Lessons (Lindsay), Carpentry and General DIY (Michael)