Why everybody hates Chris

He's skinny. And I don't mean it in a nice way. He's not skinny cos he's trying hard. He's just skinny.

He eats Tim Tams for breakfast. Every breakfast. And he drinks Hot chocolate for breakfast, because Tim Tams are too sweet for him and he needs to finish with something less sweet.

When he doesn't have Tim Tams, he doesn't get his 400 Calories and 200 grams of sugar, he eats baked pies and/or other fat-induced-sugar-hit-food and he ALWAYS has a bar of chocolate in his cabinet.

When he doesn't he always has a bar of chocolate in my cabinet. Urgh! Don't get me started Chris.

Does it go to his thighs????? Nooooooo. He just drinks a regular Coke every day to flush it out his system with renewed sugar. This is not even counting what he eats and drinks for lunch and snacks.

Any whoooo...... This is why we hate him.

Jared got a sticker on his machine: "Do not feed. On Presciption Diet". I don't even need a sticker, people just KNOW not to feed me, I'll get it myself, thank you very much.

Do you sense anger? Pfff!