Diary of the Unemployed Owl

Monday:
8.30 am - stir, open eyes, look at the clock.
8.31 am - burst out laughing
8.32 am - roll over and go back to sleep

Tuesday:
9.30 am - stir, open eyes and listen to the rain softly falling
9.31 am - smile
9.32 am - roll over and go back to sleep
10.00 am - wake again and leap out of bed to go and bafl :)