Thursday, August 23, 2007

Signs that Jane's no longer in the office

15. Nobody to hold the Aussie flag or speak with an Aussie accent or fight for New Zealand Pavlova
14. Nobody to wind up whenever an Australian team loses (which is always)
13. Be good to Australians month is no more
12. One less person wearing boots in the office or twirling her hair
11. BI team is no longer a library of rare books
10. Nobody knows about upcoming art exhibitions, galleries or film festivals
9. Bagels from the cafe downstairs are getting stale
8. No birdfood lunches and a lot less breadmaker stories
7. Nobody knows what couscous or quinoa is anymore
6. No more free marketing for the organic foodstore
5. Chris can safely say the word "even" and doesn’t have to add "just kidding Jane" at the end of every sentence
4. Nobody walking around with a printout of a massive spreadsheet
3. The tallest cup in the office now belongs to Chantal
2. Nobody has a cute snort after they giggle


AND (DRUMROLL…)

1. We all have upsidedown smiles on our face

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