Accidents

Now that Jared's out, it's usually just Me, Rayloc, and Tracy who go for lunch.

With Jared not around to remind us, we're usually stuck taking our mid day break at a bad hour. Unlike a camel stuck in the desert, Jared does not have the means to sustain himself after noon as his hump is not palatable enough for him, or for human consumption. Believe me when I say that Rayana got a finger sprain just by poking at it too many times.

As well as late, lunch has lately been cut short, with Tracy always the first one running back to her desk. I'm sure she just can't stand us, or that she just wants to login to Facebook and check her friends out.

Even with the above shortcomings, it doesn't deter them from telling crazy stories. The good boy that I am, I always listen with interest with what these two crazies have got to say.

Tracy has been sporting a bandage lately after trying to take out the stone from an avocado. Which is her story by the way, I know how those pits are "mean slippery buggers", but I think what happened was more more sinister than that. Tracy makes up a lot of stories, just like Rayana makes up stories about her owning a house.

Like how Tracy wants her food seasoned with human blood just to make them tasty. I didn't believe her, because for one, she doesn't have the bite marks on her neck. and two, I didn't hear her say "I vant yor vludd!!!" when she was chasing Ragz this morning.

Russian roulette with a knife? Most probably, as she was the one chosen to organise the activities for the team Xmas party.

Anyway, after describing her torrid affair with the kitchen knife. Rayana decided not to be outdone and told us all about her experience with a paper guillotine on her previous role. She showed us her forefinger with a very distinct scar, like someone's just chopped part of it off at some time. Ewwww. Even the fingerprints aren't aligned anymore. I wasn't surprised when she told us that she was talking to someone when she 'accidentally' chopped the tip of her finger off. Or when she told us that she didn't feel any pain at all but did faint after the blood was spurting from her finger afterwards.

I have to stop here as I really can't concentrate when somebody's hovering behing you, munching noisily on an apple.

On tomorrow's edition : How Tracy bit off Rayana's head after sending too many 'fake' messages in Core.