A philosophical discussion

Tim: I just love avocado
Tracy: Mmm. Avocado is the best.
Jared: Tim, does your place have a barbeque?
Tim: I have to put avocado on everything.
Tracy: Mmm.. Avocado on everything is the best.
Chris: giggle-giggle
Jared: Does your barbecue have a roaster?
Rayana: Chris, do my eyes look cross to you?
Tim: I just use avocado instead of salad dressing.
Tracy nods happily: Mmm..
Jared: Does your place have a pool too?
Rayana looks from one person to another.
Chris: giggle-giggle.
Tim wonders out loud while holding his precious avocado skin: I wonder if too much avocado is bad for you.
Tracy: mmm… too much avocado.
Jared: Is your barbecue a 6 burner?
Rayana snaps: what's with you and barbecue?
Jared: Tim's place is next to Adele's, where we are having a christmas lunch.
Chris digs in deeper into his deep-fried lunch to stop from snorting his food all over Tracy. She usually does quite a good job with it herself.
Tim: I've got a 7 burner, with roasting and no you cannot pee in my pool.
Jared: is your place about 30 minutes away from Whangarei? Cos you know, I own that land.
Rayana: Yes, he spit on it.
Tracy: Chris wanted to so much to pee in your pool.
Chris: How was that avocado?
Jared suddenly gets a different idea: Is it all right to invite your ex to th wedding?
Tracy: Why would you do that?
Chris: Umm… I don't know. Never had an ex before.
Jared: well, you know, if I was invited to her wedding.
Rayana: they probably didn't expect that you would actually show up.
Jared: yes, but everyone in my Uni group of friends is ex with someone in the same group, so it's impossible to avoid (put politely. I think his actual words were: Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees and what we do with the grease).


And this is as meaningful as our lunch conversation went today.