Wob's adventures with Derek

As we all know by now, Sam has not forgiven Rob for his "old woman" comment (see Wob) . Since then the free morning breakfasts have stopped and so did the evening meals.

Friday night girl hunting ended before it began a week ago, when Rob met Derek McDreamy, the person of his dreams. Sam had her usual share of wine and decided to call it quits for the night as a Tuesday lunch date was established.

It was a dream come true when Derek accepted Robs offer of a date. He knew when he looked into her eyes it was love at first sight but was not sure she felt the same. How fortuitous that he had moved a month earlier to Auckland with the company that he had learned to love and respect a long time ago.

Rob has been anxiously awaiting that date, asking everyone around "should I bring a single flower?", "shall I offer to pay for drinks?", "shall we go to a casual place, or somewhere slightly classier should do for a first date?", "should I wear something different than Pity-sex t-shirt?".

When Tuesday finally arrived, he zoomed out of the door with the same speed he usually blushes when you ask him 'How is Derek?'. As he ran across the street, he looked back to ensure none of us follow him and take videos of the date.

The date continued in the dreamlike fashion, Derek made conversation that only Flavor Flav could have rivalled and dressed like a sparkle princess. They enjoyed a fine delicacy of food from Subway before having to part (lips) to go back to work. Derek obviously wanted more… Wob now knew the path of true love and only had to conquer one thing before the next date - SAM.

He came back slightly exhausted with what seemed like a permanent blush on his cheeks. "It was hard work", he said - "But it was worth it".
Then he went on about how he quite enjoyed his lunch with Derek and how it seemed like it wasn't even a date, but meeting with a close friend. ("awwwww" we all said back). He even managed a good-bye, casual peck on the cheek.

SAM (his other true love) could not be forgotten and although he admitted to thinking she was an old lady was still in love with her. How could he make the choice? How could he honour his love with each woman knowing he still had the other waiting in the wings……


As for the next date? Well, it's all up to how Sam can manage that one. We're curiously awaiting the next story.

Tune in next time when we hear more about McDreamy Derek, Sam I am and a bit of slap and tickle...