2008 Predictions

It's that time of the year again, where we look forward and try to optimistically see what's in store. Here's a stab on what I think will happen this year:

• Tracy bakes her first cake ever - with disastrous results. Lucas gets Cake-o-phobia.


• Vicki finally changes her ring tone.


• Rayana enjoys being a mum so much she gets preggers again.


• Jared pokes his eye on the stripper they hire for his Bachelor party.


• Hillary becomes the first female president of the US.


• The NZ Herald goes on the intranet's banned list.


• Paul decides that the country life is more for him and becomes a kumara farmer.


• After a long dry spell, Tracy over-indulges in chocolate and gains a few lbs.


• Tina adopts 2 more cats. Her 2nd book also gets published.


• The Google phone comes out.


• Somebody tampers into the campaign tool and changes all instances of "Rob" to "Wob"


• Chantal finally complains. omg.


• Jared loses 7 lbs but Kate gains a lot more than that in her tummy.


• SSDs drop in price and gain popularity.


• Jenita gets engaged to her long time boyfriend.


• Darren wins the Bin Laden look alike contest.


• Tracy goes on a big holiday with Lucas, leaving her husband behind who's known to be a flight risk.


• Tanja decides to try something different and gets a perm.


• After another blow to her custody battle, Britney is deemed suicidal and gets institutionalised.


• Nelle gains a few lbs from her holiday.


• After her wedding, Michelle decides to become a stay at home mum.


• Tired of all the trans-tasman jokes, Jane decides to go back to Australia.


• Professor Snapes is also gay.


• Adele, not satisfied with what the builders are doing, renovates all the way through 2010.


• The lolly jar is magically enchanted and never runs dry.


• Andrew names his twins, Luke and Leia.


• Claire finally sorts out the leaky house.


• Tony returns. So does the Joker.


• Jared's sex tape is accidentally leaked.


• Chris infuriates Tracy by secretly feeding Lucas some Chocolate cake.