Said Chris

Lo-o-o-nely, I'm so lo-o-o-nely....
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr Lonely
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn

Most girls have packed their tiny suitcases and left. It all started when Chris has moved into the pod and would not share McMuffins. So the friendship ideals crashed and we decided to split and go our separate ways.

First left Trace (albeit temporarily), then Jenita, then Margaret, then Debbie (unknowingly also temporarily), then Jane, then I left (also temporarily), then Trace left again (Flying Spaghetti Monster knows for how long this time), and i have a suspicion Debs would soon leave again (and will never come back). I guess we could also say Tony left, as he's got long hair and does look like a girl from behind.

Chantal - your turn...

Christ will be very lo-o-o-nely in his pod yet again.