Select
Al1.Baby
From
Kate Al1, Jared Al2
Where
Al1.Id=Al2.Id
And Name='Ryan Sidney Smeath'
And Weight='6lb9oz'
And Status='All Good'
And Date='10/12/09 23:00'
Just the sort of sms you'd get from Jared announcing the arrival weetle Ryan. No pictures yet, so... I guess we can leave our criticisms for later?
Nowadays, I'm wary with names not being gender specific so I gave him a ring and confirmed that it really is a boy.
Me : "Are you sure it's a boy"
Jared : "It's definitely a boy! and he's really blessed I tell yous! Look at that huge and long pen***.
Me : "I wonder where he got it from" I was thinking.
Jared : "Uh oh. Wait a second!" he says in a panicked voice. "The midwife's got her scissor's out and she's about to cut it away!"
"Noooooooooo!!" as I heard Jared's hysterical scream coupled with a large crash in the background.
Me : "That's the umbilical cord they're cutting isn't it?"
Jared : "Noooooooo!!! Let my boy live the dream!!! Let him live the moment!!!
Just the sort of sms you'd get from Jared announcing the arrival weetle Ryan. No pictures yet, so... I guess we can leave our criticisms for later?
Nowadays, I'm wary with names not being gender specific so I gave him a ring and confirmed that it really is a boy.
Me : "Are you sure it's a boy"
Jared : "It's definitely a boy! and he's really blessed I tell yous! Look at that huge and long pen***.
Me : "I wonder where he got it from" I was thinking.
Jared : "Uh oh. Wait a second!" he says in a panicked voice. "The midwife's got her scissor's out and she's about to cut it away!"
"Noooooooooo!!" as I heard Jared's hysterical scream coupled with a large crash in the background.
Me : "That's the umbilical cord they're cutting isn't it?"
Jared : "Noooooooo!!! Let my boy live the dream!!! Let him live the moment!!!
