Dear Diary!

Back from lunch and baffled. Of course, the conversation revolved around Mark's long weekend adventures as usual.

Before Lunch. Walking to a cafe. Chris notices an adult store.
Chris: tee-hee-hee. A porn shop.
Mark all excited: Oh look, a porn shop.
Rayana pretends not to hear.
Mark ever so loudly without taking his eyes of the store: A porn shop.
Chris: tee-hee-hee.
Rayana: I will ask you guys a question and you must answer either Yes or No. Can you do that?
Chris and Mark tear their eyes from the shop and look in wonder.
Rayana: Will you ever grow-up?
Chris: Teee-hee-hee. Yes.
Mark looks at Chris: khe-khe. Eventually.


Jared, Mark and Rayana sitting at the table while others get their lunch.

Mark: I might get invited for a sleep-over (crosses his fingers) and I don't know what to do.
Jared: Let me teach you a lesson.

Rayana rolls her eyes as far back as possible and changes seats.

Mark: yeah-yeah-yeah, baby, give me the details
Jared: All you need is a toothbrush!
Mark: A toothbrush?
Jared: A toothbrush. You know, one of those collapsible ones. *demonstrates how they collapse.
Mark: A toothbrush?
Jared: Yee, everything else you can buy, but you need a toothbrush. With a pinenut toothpaste.

Chris joins the table and quietly says: I'm not even going to ask what the toothbrush is for.

10 minutes later

Margaret: Did you play in the sun?
Mark: Yes, I did. Can you see the sunburn? Or does it look tanned?
Jenita: Is it from yesterday?
Mark: No, this is from a weekend when I went camping. Can you see it?
Chris giggles and smiles knowingly.

Another 10 minutes.

Mark: Got another ten minutes for lunch.
Chris: Oh you'll get there in time
Rayana: Run Forrest, run.

Walking back. Jenita notices someone she knows on the street: Hey, blah-blah.
Blah-blah: Hey, I can't believe I didn't recognize you.
Chris filling in the blanks: After the night we've spent together.
All together: Chri-is!
Chris: I'm sorry I couldn't help it. It's like one of those things, one must finish the sentence.
...

Mark: Look at those girls (points at Jenita and Margaret) walking together hand in hand. How cute!
Rayana: Whatcha guys talking about?
Chris: Me
Jenita: You wish, we were talking about another Chris.
Chris: Isn't he too old for you?
Jenita: Maybe I have a preference for older men.
Mark excited: Aha! Older men!
Rayana speeds up and tries hard to remove images from her head. Margaret giggles quietly. She doesn't say much :).
Jared: Oh not even ow!

Getting into elevator.
Jenita: Jared, did you break the other elevator's handle?
Jared: Are you saying I'm fat?
Mark leaves the elevator on the second floor: Thank you guys for lunch and for a wonderful company!
Margaret leaves the elevator with him.
Everyone: Awwwww!
Everyone else in the elevator shakes their head and pretends not to laugh as the doors close.

Thank you, lord, for ending this lunch relatively painless!