Today's lunch revolved around names: short and long, old and new, funny and pathetic. No offence to anyone named Doris.
Our very own Christian Dale has argued that the middle name could be used as a first name, if the owner so chooses. But in some instances and cultures that is not really possible. Just like that email that Rick sent about some last names that you just don't hyphenate, like Wang-Holder. Or Michelle's new last name when she gets married. Or mine...
Jared as usual had a nice little story to go with Butter Chicken lunch. He usually gets them out of his big pocket with his Fick Ammm.
Jared: I once dated a girl named Jane. After a little while i decided to get her a gold bracelet, with her name engraved on it.
Everyone: Wow!
Jared after a polite second: Too bad we broke up shortly after that and she gave it back to me.
Everyone: Awww!
Jared raises his hand: But not to despair. I started dating Janet after that, so all i had to do is add a letter T to the end of it.
And this, kids, is another tip on recycling.
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Recycling tip of the day
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Your blog is hilarious. Like Everybody Loves Raymond... but more random and plenty of mildly mournful sarcasm for good measure.
BTW if Jared breaks up with "Janet" all he needs to to add to the end of the bracelet is "....'s a superbiyotch". And speaking of terrible names, I've heard some horrendous ones like: "Upendra Wankhaday" and "Mingeeta Dixit"
Let's hope they never leave India.
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